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5/15/2014 10:43:00 AM
Headache Boy

To the editor:

Benghazi is such a My, My event. It takes Twin Towers to trigger my tisk tisk "impeachable event."

Dow rose 7,000 to 16,500 so we certainly can't afford Obama Care. Besides being poor is just a social unmentionable disease.

Did I mention, I'm a dyed in the wool conservative?

I favor hanging for holding hands before marriage!

I also favor prayer because a segment of a certain party and Supreme Court are in serious need of divine intervention.

But I just bow my head and repeat a baker's dozen "forgive them - they know not what they do." It makes me feel cozy and warm inside.

See, I can be really nice when I really, really try. It did give me a severe left hemicranial event. (When I get a migraine there's a lot in there to hurt beside marbles.)

OK for your wife to read this, but best hide it from the kids. Logic is catching.


Robert Eugene Molenaar, M.D.

P.S.: The overheated earth is getting vengeful. 4/5 of any of us who ever lived are alive today.

P.S.S.: In this political season eat light and keep ex-lax handy.

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