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1/30/2013 7:47:00 PM
Flu, green banana and random remarks

To the editor:

I got flu vaccine and the flu. I'm sensitive and, like Job, I suffer more than anybody else. Why me?! Why pick on me?

My substitute shopper at Econo bought 5% off green bananas. I was sure I'd die before ripe, so I decided to eat green. What you do is slice into olive oil and fry plus brown sugar liberally. Nephew Simeon Weiler, who ran orphanage in Uganda (with sabbatical PhD Cornell) taught me that.

So with flu and green banana under my belt, I had leisure to note stock market hit an Obama high. Employment also goes up when D party runs stuff and down with R party. As an optimist I thought R folks would get over their intellectual-economic flu. But that bigamous jump-over-a-broomstick marital to moonshine and Tea bibbers has really turned to vinegar.

Mitch M. and John B. both have that post flu constipated dehydrated look. That's what happens when you don't know how to fry green political banana.

Sincerely,

Robert Eugene Molenaar, M.D.

Cannon Falls

P.S. Give me another post flu week, I'll be right back to the mellow fellow old dog to-know-is-to-love. (all spectrum of reaction OK.)

P.S.S. Hint. Next week I'll talk about drones, Noah's Ark, and Gibralter.





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